It doesn’t take much to be called a filmmaker, it seems!

Actual Horror Movies Seen on Netflix:

(Not all trailers are safe-for-work so watch at your own risk.)

• Blood Sucking Babes from Burbank: When a group of well-meaning archaeology students unearth an ancient jewel box in Southern California’s Burbank mountains, they unleash a deadly curse that turns perfectly normal women into maniacal, bloodthirsty cannibals. Written and directed by Kirk Bowman, this hilariously campy horror flick — purportedly based on a true story, if you can believe it — will have you laughing one minute and screaming the next. (Trailer)
• ThanksKilling: While on their way home for Thanksgiving break, five college kids run afoul of a homicidal turkey that wants them dead. As the cursed bird hunts them down one by one, the survivors scramble to find a way to defeat the possessed creature. Will the bloodthirsty turkey make this their last Thanksgiving feast ever? Writer-director Jordan Downey’s holiday-themed horror spoof features an appearance by adult-film star Wanda Lust. (Trailer)
• Dorm of the Dead: Clare (Jackey Hall) and Julie (Andrea Ownbey), the two snootiest girls at Arkham University, are nursing a grudge against goth rivals Sarah (Ciara Richards) and Allison (Adrianna Eder) when a strange accident triggers a zombie invasion, with Clare plotting to make Sarah the next victim. But the girls are all forced to run for their lives as the walking dead overrun the campus looking for their next meal (Trailer)
• Monsturd: Serial killer Jack Schmidt (Brad Dosland) is a fugitive who has the police and FBI hot on his trail. After being cornered and wounded by law enforcement authorities, he falls into a sewage tunnel where the chemical company Dutech has also been dumping its toxic waste. The poisonous mixture of feces and chemicals mysteriously transforms Jack into a part-human, part-feces monster who sets out on a deadly rampage. (Trailer)
• Blood Moon Rising: Adult-film legend Ron Jeremy headlines this horror flick about an army of evil beings who rise from hell at the behest of the devil’s daughter, Lucy. Now, the fate of the world rests in the hands of Lucy’s hippie great-great-granddaughter, Sadie. With comic-book geek Darrell (Neal Trout) by her side, Sadie battles zombies, vampires and other creepy creatures. Laurie Love does double duty playing Lucy and Sadie. (Trailer)
• Platoon of the Dead: After narrowly escaping a terrifying zombie attack, three Marines retreat to a remote house, where they meet several mysterious women. When legions of undead descend upon their safe haven, the soldiers bravely battle to survive the vicious onslaught. But little do they know that making it through the night alive is only the beginning of this war. Ariauna Albright, Tom Stedham and Chris Keown star in this gory horror flick. (Trailer)
• Black Sheep: On a quiet New Zealand ranch, a genetic experiment has gone horribly wrong, transforming a docile flock of sheep into killers hungry for human blood. Those they bite become ravenous were-sheep. As the body count rises, a desperate handful of outnumbered survivors take a last stand against the ovine onslaught. Who will live, and who will be the next victim of the vicious killer sheep? (Trailer)

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