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The Non-Christmas Christmas Post

I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Crazy Kwanzaa, what-have-you!
We spent a good chunk of the days around Christmas traveling and, let me tell you, I’m not a very good passenger. (Or maybe I’m an awesome passenger, depending on your perspective.)
There’s just something about riding in a car for any length of time [...]

“How are thy leaves so verdant!”

Today’s post is brought to you by Tales From the Dad Side. SciFi Dad posted random facts about his Christmas tree with the premise that he has “always found that a family’s Christmas tree can tell a story, or many stories”. I couldn’t agree more, so let’s see what my tree says, shall we?

Our tree [...]

“If I can’t *find* a reindeer, I’ll *make* one instead.”

I know Thanksgiving always gets the shaft, much like children born in late December, but seriously, I’m so excited for Christmas this year!
We’ve never done much for the holidays in the past; nobody was ever really home since we all had family to visit. A few years ago, I started putting a little mini-tree on [...]

“We recommend that no one eat more than two tons of turkey; that’s what it would take to poison someone.”

Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! I hope everyone travels safely, eats a ridiculous amount of turkey and stuffing and cranberries and potatoes, and gets some quality time with loved ones.
Unless you’re Canadian, in which case: Happy Thursday, y’all!

“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.”

Ah, Halloween!  Normally, I buy a couple of those giant bags of candy, turn off all the lights, and sit inside as child after child rings our doorbell and I stuff myself with candy their parents would have pulled from their haul and brought to work anyway.
This year, we’re actually doing something. I even have [...]

It’s Never Said Enough

To all of the moms out there: thank you.
You are far more special than you may realize.
Happy Mother’s Day weekend! I hope you’re pampered and spoiled as you deserve to be!
(And yes, I’m talking about you!)

So Wrong and So Right

For New Year’s Eve, the husband and I watched Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve with Ryan Seacrest — who, by the way, looked more than a little freaked out by the blonde hillbilly co-hosting the countdown with him.  Side note: his eyes were completely glassy shortly before “Part 2″ began with Fergie, who happens [...]

Aftermath

I hope everyone had a great Christmas!
Mine was pretty spectacular, minus a few bumps along the way.
Which, by the way, PAUSE.  I bought quite a few things online this holiday season, including a very expensive Godard ashtray, and, for the most part, everything went flawlessly.  And yet, my two cheapest online purchases wound up being [...]

Merry Christmas, Internet!

Merry Christmas to Everyone!
or, Happy Holidays!
or, Happy Festivus!
No matter what you celebrate…
I hope you’re surrounded by the ones you love.