Things from the 80s that have been “fashionable” in the millennium:
Giant plastic earrings.
Leggings.
More specifically, stirrup leggings.
Boxy jackets.
Side ponytails.
Off-the-shoulder shirts.
Huge belts.
Jelly shoes.
Legwarmers.
And now…
Hypercolor.
I’m so not even joking. If I remember anything about the 80s — the few years I was around — it’s that Hypercolor shirts were all the rage. For those of you who are [...]
Last night, after successfully scoring a parking spot on campus — which, given our student population, was a miracle unto itself and prompted a fit of gloating since my husband spent an hour earlier that afternoon trying to (unsuccessfully, might I add) get a parking spot — I had a little over an hour to [...]
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As in, “Do you mean my spank bank?”
(True sentence uttered by my husband.)
spank bank [spangk-bangk]
- noun
1. The catalog of men and/or women in one’s mind one uses to masturbate to. [see: "masturbaceous"]
a. The bank is only temporary storage and is inferior in many ways to [...]
Internet, I have a confession. Please don’t hate me.
I haven’t started reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows yet.
I know! I know! I spent about three hours at the bookstore waiting for it — well, actually, I was book-shopping for about an hour of that and snagged a graphic novel of Anita Blake, [...]
I’ve been hitting up the bookstore a lot lately — I finally broke down and bought a Barnes & Noble membership card, which is huge because I’m such a cheapskate when it comes to these things — and, every time, the same book is heavily advertised and damn near thrown at me: Middlesex by Jeffrey [...]
I drink fruity martinis. I lust after shoes with price tags resembling my monthly income. I peed a little when Proenza Schouler cropped up at Target as part of the GO International line. I firmly believe that, if there is a Heaven, it resembles a Tiffany & Company storefront. I have [...]
When did it become fashionable to be so publicly naked? You can’t get through a page at The Superficial without a headline ending with “forgets her bra” or a black-bar across some celebrity’s cooch.
Case in point:
Over the last week,
Janice Dickinson flashes her pantyhose.
Rose McGowan forgets her bra.
Lindsay Lohan shows off her naughty parts.
Lindsay Lohan [...]
It wasn’t until I was in about 8th grade when girls my age started wearing skimpy clothes, lots of make-up, and high heels. It was a weird change of fashion; one day, girls were wearing t-shirts and jeans, the next they were wearing miniskirts and tank tops. Until the schools caught on and [...]
I don’t know how many of you listen to the radio but there’s this annoying McDonald’s ad I hear at least once on my way to work. (I listen to a morning radio show, despite my burning hatred for them. It’s good to know if there are any blazing seven-car pile-ups on my route to [...]
Because MySpace isn’t bad enough, the Internet has so lovingly decided to give us the Zwinky. It seems to be a cross between anime and South Park, producing bobble-headed dolls with big sparkly eyes. Or you can opt for the anime doll, not unlike one of those obnoxious “blinkie dollz” adorning many, many, [...]
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