I hate April Fool’s Day. It’s the ONE DAY OF THE YEAR where you can’t believe anything on the Internet.

Filed under: just for fun | 14662 Commentshttp://www.steenface.com/?p=1466Jest+Do+It2010-04-02+14%3A07%3A47steenface

There’s no greater gift than motherhood.
At least, that’s what everyone tells me.
Being a mom is such a huge deal; if I dare to mention the mere possibility that I don’t want to procreate, the response is to either look at me like I just said I was trying to grow a leg on my forehead [...]

Filed under: just for fun | 13885 Commentshttp://www.steenface.com/?p=1388I+Might+Be+A+Misandrist2009-12-03+13%3A32%3A36steenface

Once upon a time, I dreamed up the Boozy Nipples — Shaken, Not Stirred! — and the demand for them ever since has been, well, non-existent.
Plus, I haven’t actually gone to BlogHer as yet, which is probably the only place they’d have a shot (Booze humor! Har har har!) at being appreciated.
Or perhaps a frat [...]

Filed under: booze, just for fun | 13343 Commentshttp://www.steenface.com/?p=1334In+Which+There+Are+Boobs+%28But+Not+Mine%292009-09-18+13%3A00%3A47steenface

I have shamelessly admitted that I would never, ever plan a wedding again — my own or anyone else’s — for any reason short of being held at gunpoint.  And even then, I’d pause a moment to consider.
However.
When I was reading Bakerella, who totally makes me jealous with her crazy baking skills, I had a [...]

Filed under: food and diet, just for fun, love and mushy stuff | 13242 Commentshttp://www.steenface.com/?p=1324Monday+Morning+Cute2009-09-14+13%3A17%3A37steenface

I’m pretty shameless in my enjoyment of Fall Out Boy.  Not enough to fully engage in fandom, mind you, since the only member of the band I can name is Pete Wentz but enough to relentlessly guilt my husband into taking me to see them in concert.  (A fair trade for the Goo Goo Dolls [...]

Filed under: just for fun, music | 12667 Commentshttp://www.steenface.com/?p=1266Say+What%3F2009-07-16+05%3A00%3A58steenface

I’m not a gal who typically watches YouTube videos. I don’t have speakers at work — and I’m usually busy working; at home, I rarely have my computer on so I tend to miss out on quite a bit. (Unless my husband or Lobsterclaw flags me down for something particularly funny.)
My husband recently [...]

Filed under: just for fun | 9563 Commentshttp://www.steenface.com/?p=956YouTube%2C+or%2C+Why+The+Internet+Is+Amazing2008-10-17+16%3A02%3A37steenface

Filed under: just for fun | 8401 Commenthttp://www.steenface.com/?p=840Steen%27s+Top+Five+-+2D+Version2008-07-30+13%3A01%3A40steenface

(I apologize in advance for all the burning retinas that image has caused.)
Another quality post brought to you by

Filed under: just for fun | 8279 Commentshttp://www.steenface.com/?p=827Steen%27s+Top+Five+-+Now+In+Blurry+Discolored+Photovision%212008-07-23+13%3A00%3A45steenface

Dear Internet,
It seems so many of you are miserable, whether it’s due to being sick (EEEEEVIL EYE! STAY AWAY!) or personal issues.  And I’m sorry because a lot of you are my friends and I’m not quite sure how to cheer you up.
So, instead, I will let the professionals do it.
Here are some of my [...]

Filed under: just for fun | 7083 Commentshttp://www.steenface.com/?p=708%22And+the+worse+it+gets+the+more+comic+we+are.%222008-02-28+17%3A37%3A03steenface

Thursdays make me want to gag myself with a serving spoon. No, wait, that’s every week day!
Anyway, to counter my Top Five Pet Peeves — because nobody likes a whiner — today I’m listing:
My Top Ten (Which Is More Than Five!) Favorite Things

Italian food. I know, I know! All the carbs [...]

Filed under: just for fun, my life | 70310 Commentshttp://www.steenface.com/?p=703%22Life+is+the+enjoyment+of+emotion.%222008-02-21+18%3A12%3A21steenface